Me: Calvin, what’s wrong with your pants? I can see your legs over your socks! Are those Nevin’s?

Calvin: No, Dad! [Lifts up off the car seat and tugs pants downwards] It’s just the way I’m sitting.

Me: I don’t know Calvin. There is still a lot of sock showing. I think you are growing way too fast. Why don’t you stop for awhile?

Calvin: Dad! You know I’m not going to grow shorter until I reach your age.

Me: Oh, thanks.

Calvin: You know it’s true.