There have been a lot of new and novel views floating around that redefined what Reformed really means.
I think I should write up a catechism that teaches these new things.
For example:
How does James in the New Testament define true religion?
What? You mean that epistle of straw? He would have spoken much more clearly if he had read Paul first. Besides, he obviously is only referring to spiritual orphans and widows.
Many more possibilities occur to me. More later.