Asked a PCA pastor friend when he became a Christian. He was raised in a relatively non-religious home and became more aware as a believer in Jesus later in life. But he was baptized as an infant and the first words from his mouth were, “Well I became a Christian when I was baptized.” He said them like he was happy to have the opportunity to do so.

Then he spent a few minutes explaining what was wrong with “Federal Vision.” It was like a man condemning gluttony with his mouth full–and defining as a few more calories and a few fewer fat grams than his own diet.