The Gods of the Copybook Headings – Rudyard Kipling

As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn.
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas, while we followed the March of Mankind . . .

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch.
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshiped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “Stick to the Devil you know.”

On the first Feminimian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbor and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said “If you don’t work you die.”

And the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that glitters, and Two and Two make Four –
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

(hat tip)


2 thoughts on “The Gods of the Copybook Headings – Rudyard Kipling

  1. Jim Irwin

    As the Beatles once sang,

    “You never give me your money, you only give me your funny paper,

    and in the middle of negotiations you break down…”

    Every since our nation became monetarily enslaved to the Federal Reserve system we’ve been hosed.

    BTW, I like the poem.

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  2. Ken Trisler

    Taken from Rudyard Kipling’s Verse, Definitive Edition
    Final verse or epilogue:

    As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of man__
    There are only four things certain since Social Progress began__
    That the dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
    And the burnt fools bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
    And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
    When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
    As surely as water will wet us, as surely as fire will burn,
    The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

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