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Comments on: He would have suffered less in a cosmetics lab http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/ Tue, 22 Jul 2014 20:14:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.1 By: Peter http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1788 Wed, 07 May 2008 18:40:18 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1788 I know this is way in the past now, but this following news story just showed you up.

By: Jay http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1787 Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:32:17 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1787 Andrew, I only regret you waited so long to contribute. Brunone versus Brunone. It would have been fun, and Rat-a-gooey would have been a contender.

By: Uncle Andrew http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1786 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:57:08 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1786 Sadly, Peter, those are all mine.

By: Peter http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1785 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:15:15 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1785 So, um… did Dad help with any of those?

By: Uncle Andrew http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1784 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:19:42 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1784 I realize that the contest has already been decided, but I never got to submit my entries (busy week away from the computer…)


“The Great Mouse Detective”

“Who cooked my cheese?”

“The Taco Bell Secret”

“Another Way Home” (HT, John)

“The Philistines’ Lament”

By: Peter http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1783 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:31:43 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1783 I never came back for my victory lap, so here I am.

First of all, you’re all winners.

Ruth: snappy, concise, and way to take advantage of the modern vernacular.

Jennifer: He did say Seuss, didn’t he?

Angie: Witty and rhyme-y as always, and I’m relieved to have your respect (Really! Eye-rolling and all!)

Tricia, yours made me chuckle.

Kimberly, somebody had to go there. Thank you for taking the dirty job.

Abigail maintains the time-honored tradition of taking the title from a line contained in the actual piece (this tradition was almost lost with the release of What About Bob?).

I’d like to thank my parents, and the Academy, and of cou– what? No, I’m not finished. Just a min– Hey, let go of my microphone! Well, no, technically I don’t own it, but don’t you thi– Get your hands off me! And turn off that music!
*drowned out by this year’s schmaltzy theme*

By: Tricia http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1782 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:56:26 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1782 (Abigail says,) You should call it the THE EVIL SMELL.

By: Mom/Ruth http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1781 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:24:23 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1781 I applaud your choice.

By: Jay http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1780 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:07:26 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1780 Kimberly, very good! He wasn’t quite on the grill, but very close.

And too much Scrabble, Angie. But points for the rhyme!

Peter, as always, backs up the truck and dumps a load of creativity on us.

Though I am taken with “I smell a rat”, I really do think “He would have suffered less in a cosmetics lab” deserves the title. And the title. (Let’s see who will get that play on words).

By: Angie http://hornes.org/2008/04/he-would-have-suffered-less-in-a-cosmetics-lab/#comment-1779 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:31:44 +0000 http://www.hornes.org/2008/04/your-title-here/#comment-1779 Oooo! If we can vote, I would cast my ballot for Peter’s He would have suffered less in a cosmetics lab. No offense to the other quite worthy entries, of course.

That Peter always shows me up. But it makes me respect him all the more. ::rolls eyes::