Tricia asked me to post our latest eBay auction. I was overcome with helpfulness and took the liberty of rewriting the description.
Hilarious! I would totally bid on it if my children were getting anything but rocks and sticks for Christmas. They’ve been naughty and if I don’t follow through on my threats, what kind of horrible parent would I be?
Good luck with the auction! I love it when it tells you “You’ve won!” Yippee!
Shameless…are you for hire if we really need to move something on e-bay?
Reminds me of Tidey, the little boat that could.
“This Christmas, take your Children to see Tidey, or they’ll hate you forever.”
Hey, Titey rocks. And your kids will think YOU rock this Christmas if you take them to see Titey.
I wonder how many ebayers think your name is “J. Thorne”.
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