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Caption Contest

My brother recently hijacked his wife’s blog to initiate a caption contest. I liked it, so of course I plan to imitate it. Here is my offering, taken at a recent trip to the Fort Worth zoo.
Captions, anyone?


  1. Andrew
    Mar 19, 2006

    Jay, you should submit this pic to, they do a weekly “craption” contest and are always looking for good pics; this one would definitely qualify.

    Here are my 3 I came up with just off the top of my head:

    “Alright, which one of you jerks is buying me a new pair of shoes?”

    “Bachelor #2, what do you look for in a woman?”

    “Quick, hide the cantaloupes, Sherman’s coming!”

  2. Nils
    Mar 20, 2006

    [INTERIOR MONOLOGUE] “Alright, who is that in the handicapped stall? I’m going to remember what those shoes look like for next time I wander around the office.”

  3. pappy
    Mar 21, 2006

    “The tails tell the tale.”

  4. Rollin
    Apr 11, 2006

    Edith, I told you we couldn’t all fit through the door at the same time! George, come give us a push!

  5. TNT
    Apr 13, 2006

    You put your head in, you put your head out…