Last night as Jonathan was undressing and putting away his dirty clothing, he forgot to add his underwear to the hamper.
“Jonathan”, I asked him, “Is there anything else you could put into the laundry?”
Looking around and seeing the underwear, he answered quickly, “My panties!”
Mortified, Jay interjected, “No..you don’t wear panties…what are those called?”
After pondering for a moment what the proper answer should be, Jonathan exclaimed proudly, “THOMAS panties!”