Spank the monkey

So far I’ve spanked the monkey at 88 mph… and isn’t that what the web is all about?


  1. Blake
    Nov 13, 2001

    I believe that was the reason the internet was invented.

  2. garver
    Nov 13, 2001

    I managed 462 mph. Aren’t you proud of me?

  3. Jay
    Nov 13, 2001

    You are kidding!? Okay, maybe it’s the fact that I’m using a trackball… I’ll have to work on it tonight when I’m back on a mouse.

  4. Mom/Ruth
    Nov 13, 2001

    You guys are cheating!

  5. scott cunningham
    Nov 13, 2001

    I got over 800!

  6. Wayne
    Nov 15, 2001

    Must I constantly remind you mere mortals that I scored 1444mph???


  7. Danny
    May 24, 2003

    20094 m.p.h.
    thank you thank you

  8. OachzYmo
    Jan 4, 2004

    How in the world did you get that, liar?

  9. Jacob Campbell
    Nov 9, 2004

    I spanked the monkey at 908 miles per hour im not joking. Theres a way to do it, hold your mouse on the hand and drag it to the right side of the screen and go down and left under the screen and then scroll up real fast.